My current solution is to buy a single head of cauliflower and slowly consume it until I refuse to even look at cauliflower. It turns out that this weird mass of flower stems is packed with vitamin C, vitamin K, choline, and folate. In other words, if you passed on fruits one too many times and are fighting scurvy, drank too much, can't stop your bones from fracturing, and are now feeling a little blue, cauliflower might just be your solution! Right now, a single head is about $1.67. Live it up people.
Roasted Sliced Cauliflower
from Alice Waters' The Art of Simple Food
as much cauliflower as you can handle
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F.
Trim and wash the cauliflower and cut across the whole head into slices of about 1/4-inch thickness. Lay the pieces flat on a baking sheet without overlapping. Drizzle or, if you're like me, slather with olive oil and season with salt and pepper. Roast the strange vegetable for about 20 minutes or until it is tender and starts to brown.
***My sister's gentleman's mother burned her (my sister) a CD of anthems. You know, songs to get fired up. In short, the perfect driving CD. I would like to take this opportunity to note that I have a whole arsenal of incredible dance moves that I can perform while simultaneously keeping a steady foot on the gas pedal. This is Rusted Root's "Send Me On My Way":
Waters, Alice, Patricia Curtan, Kelsie Kerr, and Fritz Steiff. "Roasted Sliced Cauliflower." The Art of Simple Food: Notes, Lessons, and Recipes from a Delicious Revolution. New York: Clarkson Potter, 2007. 299. Print.