Pineapple is going for $4 at Westside Market right now people! Like an entire pineapple all for you. Don't be intimidated by cutting it yourself. Just cut off the top and the bottom of the fruit, cut the skin off (is it a called a skin?), and cut off the meat of the fruit form the core. Slice into manageable pieces.
the anticipation was killing me
This song almost begs to be paired with Jimmy Buffet's "Piña Coladas":